“This potion will give you the body that your heart desires, the body that will bring you true and lasting happiness. But be warned: don’t expect beauty. I’ve seen men become literal monster from the darkness in their hearts. Happy monsters, but monsters nevertheless.”

Every time I see this post, I think, yeah, I’d be happy being exactly this. The Fuck Yea Dragon.

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

pupperoni :)

You were eating these?

PIZZA IT WAS PIZZA I ATE PEPPERONI PIZZAA IT WAS JUST A PUN I DONT EAT DOGS FOOD (ORIGINAL BEEF FLAVOR) (REAL BEEF #1 INGREDIENT) I DONT!!!

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

I got somethins to say

i already fED you

IRRELEVANT

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor degree 😑

There's this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I've had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I'm this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there's a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you

omg

hotel california ass website